How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
2. Motherlode
3. Fuck every single person
seriously if u wanna be friends just send me hi
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- kik
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
If you ever want to plot or do a thread with me or anything literally all you have to do is go to my ask box, keysmash a little, use excessive punctuation and caps lock, and say “let’s do a thing“ and 10 times out of 10 I will say yes like it doesn’t even have to be in the form of a question just do the thing

name: monroe
height: 5’5”
eye color: brown
birthday: august 18thfavorite color: sparkles
best school subject(s): errr acting and history? idefk
current shirt color: not wearing a shirt. B) wearing a sweater
religion: a+theist
gender: all about that vag lifesexual orientation: are you a homo sapien? welll then i wanna fuck u
single or taken: fucking bitches, getting money
celebrity crush: lightsy <33 3coffee or tea: tea
favorite food: anything with swiss cheese ok

oooo this question is just asking for trouble.
i’m assuming this was asked due to my interest in watching bill nye/ken ham evolution/creationism debate?? anyway, posting under the cut, so those who have no interest in knowing don’t need to know~
my voice is a little weird idk IM SICK FUCK. sorry i sound like a 12 year old pubescent boy.

i never really thought about playing her before buuuuuuut
now that you mention it…
she would be amazingly fun to play!
OTP with age difference (◡‿◡✿)
OTP with size difference (◕‿◕✿)
OTP with size AND age difference (⊙‿⊙✿)